There we were, three Kuchtas at the Padre game innocently booing the Dodgers when we saw the most unbelievable thing ever.
Was it a perfect game? An in-the-park home run? Manny Ramirez actually playing great defense? NO!!!
It was a tattoo.
A tattoo of a kitty.
A tattoo of a hello kitty.
A tattoo of a hello kitty right above a girl's wenus!!! (google it if you don't know)
So I laughed and leaned in closer. I mean what kind of person gets a tattoo of hello kitty, right? And that's when I saw it.
The kitty had a mustache!!! A big handlebar mustache!!!
Can you imagine going into a tattoo parlor and saying "excuse me, but you sir with the spikes out of your head and skulls and snakes on your neck... Can you draw a hello kitty for me? On my arm right here by my wenus? Oh, and add a handlebar mustache please."
Are you serious??? That chick has some guts! So here it is, a snuck picture of her mustachioed kitty wenus.
Was it a perfect game? An in-the-park home run? Manny Ramirez actually playing great defense? NO!!!
It was a tattoo.
A tattoo of a kitty.
A tattoo of a hello kitty.
A tattoo of a hello kitty right above a girl's wenus!!! (google it if you don't know)
So I laughed and leaned in closer. I mean what kind of person gets a tattoo of hello kitty, right? And that's when I saw it.
The kitty had a mustache!!! A big handlebar mustache!!!
Can you imagine going into a tattoo parlor and saying "excuse me, but you sir with the spikes out of your head and skulls and snakes on your neck... Can you draw a hello kitty for me? On my arm right here by my wenus? Oh, and add a handlebar mustache please."
Are you serious??? That chick has some guts! So here it is, a snuck picture of her mustachioed kitty wenus.
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